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Movie Review: Machete Kills!

The film sets two tones. It starts with Machete (Danny Trejo) and Sartana (Jessica Alba) on a raid of an illegal weapons exchange, where Sartana reminds Machete of what he

Sofia Vergara’s got some killer boobs for Machete Kills

Sofia Vergara literally has some killer boobs. Check out the latest poster for Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills, the sequel to Machete. Sofia’s boobs are equipped with some deadly guns. This

Spy Kids’ Alexa Vega looks killer in ‘Machete Kills’

Oh…my…god. Our little Spy Kid has grown up into a sexy killing machine. It makes perfect sense, since she is playing a bodyguard who works at whorehouses. Alexa Vega will

Spy Kid’s Alexa Vega gets sexy in Machete Kills sequel

Our little Alexa Vega is all grown up, and my god does she look smoking! You may remember her as Carmen Cortez from the Spy Kids series, but it looks