These are the craptastic Star Wars figures you’re looking for

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There are the legit action figures, and then there are the cheap knockoffs. With Star Wars: The Force Awakens coming to theaters very soon, it’s the perfect time to share some funny bootleg figures… from Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace. These come from Wholesale Clearance, a UK supplier of stock, and it turns out their recent shipment of Star Wars toys aren’t good enough to sell to customers. (I do think some customers would be interested.) Not only do they look bad, but the names are bad too.

Some examples include Darth Maul being labeled as Dennis, Obi-Wan Kenobi as Toby-One, The Emperor as Daft Serious, Anakin Skywalker as Little Girl, and Jar Jar Binks as… Jar Jar Binks?

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Young Anakin Skywalker as Little Girl


Darth Maul as Dennis


Obi-Wan Kenobi as Toby-One


Darth Sidious as Daft Serious


Jedi Master Ki-Adi-Mundi as Conehead


Jar Jar Binks… the one they actually got right. I figured since he’s already a joke character, they didn’t even bother.


C-3PO as R2-3PO


Chancellor Valorum as Guardians of the Galaxy’s Glorious Star-Lord


Mace Windu as Mace Window


Qui-Gon Jinn as Fly-Gone-Gin


Watto as What

Which one is your favorite? Let us know in the comments below.

You can check out more of these “lovely” figures at WholeSaleClearance.

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