‘Critics’ express outrage about Kermit’s new girlfriend because why not?

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If you didn’t already know, there was recent news that hit the web about Kermit the Frog breaking up with his long time girlfriend, Miss Piggy. Their relationship had finally drawn to a close after many, many years of being together. However shortly after they broke up, Kermit had found another female pig named Denise, who he’s rumored to be dating, filling in the emotional void left by his ex. At least from this point of view, we know what type of woman Kermit’s always after.

What was supposed to be good news for Kermit moving on, turned into a bit of a social media backlash for him since a lot of “critics” (I’m going to use that term for now) are complaining that Kermit is nothing but a misogynist. Yes, they’re labeling Kermit a misogynist because he’s moved on to a skinnier and younger version of a pig, who has a very close resemblance to Natalie Dormer.

These are some of the comments that’s been posted on Twitter via The Telegraph about Kermit and this whole issue:

“What kind of message are the Muppets sending now that Kermit dating a skinny pig? Jim Henson must be doing somersaults.”

“Oh, so becomes a and suddenly gets a new ?!

“Interesting, since Miss Piggy became a feminist she and kermit broke up and kermit is dating someone younger”

“#Kermit just seems like Woody Allen now; A neurotic, skinny frog taking advantage of naive piglets. #TeamPiggy”

“Kermit getting a skinny pig broad totally defeats the “love your body the way you are” idea. Also over/under Kermey was on Ashely Madison?”

“Kermit’s new girlfriend is hotter and younger than miss piggy. #misogny”

Seriously? This is what they’re going to complain about? I really don’t know how to retort to this stupidity because it left me speechless and made me facepalm in real life. First of all, these are fucking Muppets that they’re getting their panties in a twist about that have perpetual human hands shoved up their asses to make them talk.

THEY’RE NOT REAL PEOPLE.

Secondly, you mean to tell me that just because Kermit breaks up with his girlfriend and then decides to date another female that’s slimmer than Miss Piggy, he’s automatically a misogynist? Seriously? According to this logic, if a real life human male breaks up with his girlfriend and then gets with a slimmer girlfriend, this automatically puts him in the misogyny bucket. Bravo for idiot logic-101 here.

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Whatever caused Kermit to break up with Miss Piggy, is their business. Nowhere does it state that Kermit broke up with her because she was fat. Nowhere does it state that Kermit broke up with her because she was a feminist. Nowhere does it state that Kermit cheated on Miss Piggy just to get with Denise.

Unless there’s a statement released from Kermit saying that he broke up with Miss Piggy because she’s a feminist, fat, or whatever – these morons need to stop assuming the dumbest shit and find something else more productive to direct their energy towards. Personally, I think a lot of these complaints are people projecting their own insecurities. Oh and again, about Kermit and the Muppets…

THEY’RE NOT REAL PEOPLE.

After reading all these asinine tweets and remarks, I can only end with this quote from the movie Billy Madison:

“…what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

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Source: The Telegraph, Opposing Views

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Highly sociable and having been entrenched in Nerd\Geekdom since he was a kid, Alger has seen it all. During his spare time he loves to go out clubbing, sing karaoke, and attend parties. This Nerd is no wallflower. He'll always greet you with a warm smile and a drink in hand.