Five things you should know about Kermit’s new girlfriend


It’s official! Kermit is off the market! After his public split with Muppets co-star Miss Piggy, Kermit the Frog has finally moved on and her name is Denise.

Kermit has denied the relationship, but did confirm he is dating again. Sources say it’s the new ABC marketing executive, Denise the Pig.

So, who exactly is this “Denise”? Now that the cat is out of the bag, we had our spies follow her closely and found the following information.

She has her own career

We don’t expect her to be mooching off Kermit’s longtime success. Denise is her own working woman; as an ABC marketing executive for the new Muppets show, she has proven her worth for the company. She has big plans for this show. BIG PLANS!

She (probably) has gotten work done


It’s hard to stay on top of things when you work in Hollywood. I don’t blame it on the pressures of being a hot shot marketing executive. The new look is great. We are told she had an eye lift, nose job, ear job, and some botox. I am loving the new do!

She has a great sense of style


Girl, Denise is looking fierce on the promos for the show. She is just stylish. She may win TV’s Fashion Icon award. Look out, Miss Piggy, there is a new fashion pig in this town!

She doesn’t seem to have any insecurity issues

Now that Miss Piggy has joined the cast of The Muppets, Denise would have to worry about old lovers working closely together. Nope, not this girl. Denise seems pretty secure with herself and confident that her frog prince is a one pig kind-of-guy.

She is definitely a distraction for Kermit

The girl is smart, pretty, and a pig. Kermit is definitely going to have to keep up with her and her awesome life.

There we have it, that’s all the sweet information we could find on Kermit’s new love.

See more of their love story on The Muppets, airing Tuesday, September 22nd at 8 pm ET/ 7 pm CT on ABC.


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