Witcher 3 has many sex scenes, yet Geralt has no junk

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The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is a game that features plenty of sex scenes. You get to go at it with partners like Yennefer, Triss Merigold and Keira Metz. One would think that our main protagonist, Geralt of Rivia, is packing. However, we have news that might shock you. Our monster slayer is without penis.

What?!?!?

Caution: This article may be offensive to a few.

The PC Games.de site discovered that Geralt had no junk, thanks to a mod that allows the camera to be moved around. Players can move the camera around the world of Witcher 3, and that includes the monster slayer’s nether region.

Sometimes it’s just easier for developers to not include the family jewels. Check out Geralt of no Dickia.

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Via Kotaku

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