Chris Pratt apologizes in advance for any future offensive behavior


With the Jurassic World press tour about to begin, leading man Chris Pratt wants to make sure he’s got all his bases covered before the tour begins. In order to be sure not to cause controversy like his Marvel brethren Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner, Chris Pratt has written a public apology in advanced for anything potentially offensive he “might” say while promoting the film.

I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is I end up accidentally saying during the forthcoming ‪#‎JurassicWorld‬ press tour. I hope you understand it was never my intention to offend anyone and I am truly sorry. I swear. I’m the nicest guy in the world. And I fully regret what I (accidentally will have) said in (the upcoming foreign and domestic) interview(s).

I am not in the business of making excuses. I am just dumb. Plain and simple. I try. I REALLY try! When I do (potentially) commit the offensive act for which I am now (pre) apologizing you must understand I (will likely have been) tired and exhausted when I (potentially) said that thing I (will have had) said that (will have had) crossed the line. Those rooms can get stuffy and the hardworking crews putting these junkets together need some entertainment! (Likely) that is who I was trying to crack up when I (will have had) made that tasteless and unprofessional comment. Trust me. I know you can’t say that anymore. In fact in my opinion it was never right to say the thing I definitely don’t want to but probably will have said. To those I (will have) offended please understand how truly sorry.

I already am. I am fully aware that the subject matter of my imminent forthcoming mistake, a blunder (possibly to be) dubbed “JurassicGate” is (most likely) in no way a laughing matter. To those I (will likely have had) offended rest assured I will do everything in my power to make sure this doesn’t happen (again).

Hilariously enough, no longer than 24 hours after he posted the statement a new video was posted by GQ with the actor giving drunk acting lessons. Chris also gives up life advice like what to do if you get pulled over and there’s a bunch of weed in your glove box. It’s a good thing he apologized in advance.

You can check out Chris Pratt’s Drunk Acting Lesson video below. Order now while supplies last.

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