Xbox One murdered, and other Xbox One jokes

jack tretton murdered the xbox one

Xbox One has been brutally beaten these past few weeks. I myself saw my Facebook feed light up with Xbox One memes and general Xbox One bash-fests. Let’s take a look at some of the goings-on, shall we?

Up above, if you hadn’t noticed it already, is a picture found on Destructoid. Someone thought it would be hilarious to alter the Jack Tretton Wikipedia page to include the following sentence: “Jack was charged with murder on June 10th 2013 for the brutal slaying of Microsoft’s Xbox One.”

Then there are these kinds of jokes:
ceiling-kinect

Then Penny Arcade got in on the action…or didn’t get in on the action…whatever, Just read the comic.
comics-penny-arcade-kinect-xbox-one-720591

People were found to be picking on other Kinect functions…
kinect gmail actions xbox one

Say, what happens when we compare the Xbox One with a rock? Internet, what say you?
xbox one versus a rock

With all of the bad news regarding Xbox One, you almost wish you could just erase it all from memory…
ps4 for erasing the memory of xbox one

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