Michelangelo says Michael Bay is raping our childhood

After Michael Bay said that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were going to be aliens, the fans used the power of the internet to voice their hatred towards the Transformers director. Bay responded back on his forum by telling fans to chill.

“Fans need to take a breath, and chill. They have not read the script. Our team is working closely with one of the original creators of Ninja Turtles to help expand and give a more complex back story. Relax, we are including everything that made you become fans in the first place. We are just building a richer world.”

It looks like Michelangelo voice actor Robbie Rist feels the same way as the fans. Here’s what he had to say about Michael Bay.

“You probably don’t know me but I did some voice work on the first set of movies that you are starting to talk about sodomizing.”

Rist added, “I know believing in mutated talking turtles is kinda silly to begin with but am I supposed to be led to believe there are ninjas from another planet? The rape of our childhood memories continues … ”

Still, Rist tells TMZ … “Everything I have said here could be off base and wrong … He has made WAY more money at this than I have.”

Alright guys, Michael Bay wants us to chill while he rapes our childhood.

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