What’s Dance Central doing in my Star Wars game?

Okay, so it’s not really our Star Wars game, since Kinect Star Wars wasn’t made for us in mind. It’s made for kids and casual fans. Pod Racing, Jedi mode, Rancor destruction, all that doesn’t matter, because now we have Dance mode! Yes, Princess Leia dances seductively for Jabba the Hut, and she’s enjoying it too. WTF?

Before she even starts to dance, she’s able to free herself from her chains with ease. Are you telling me that she could’ve freed herself at any moment and run away, but decides to free herself so that she can dance for Jabba instead? Blasphemy! It gets worse. Instead of dancing to music that’s more fitting of the Star Wars universe, Leia is dancing to the song “We No Speak Americano” by Yolanda Be Cool vs DCUP. Yes, we have pop music in a Star Wars game.

Now go ahead and check it out at the 4:30 mark.

Via io9

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