Jedi Goes to Jail After Toys R Us Incident

A jedi just can’t practice the Force without the police interrupting.

33-year-old David Allen Canterbury was honing his skills as a jedi by using Toys R Us customers at Hayden Island as target practice. He’s was able to practice on three customers with his lightsaber on December 14, 2011. The cops stepped in and tried to subdue him, but thanks to his jedi training, he was able to deflect a Taser from getting to him. He was eventually captured.

His trial was today where he was sentenced to 45 days in jail and possible mental-health treatment. Not only that, but he’s also banned from Toys R Us. Nooooooooooo!

Just be glad it didn’t end up like this.

Source: Oregon Live

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