It’s Not Gay When It’s in a 3-Way

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg are at it again with another Digital Short, after their “Dick in a Box” and “Motherlover” music sensations, called “3-Way (The Golden Rule)”, featuring Lady Gaga. Remember the Golden Rule when it comes to 3 ways.

3-Way The Golden Rule lyrics.
Featuring Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg, and Lady Gaga.

Yeah
Back in that ass

Your mom says hi…..
Jinks!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah No No

Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Jam!

Summertime in the city
And everybody’s having sex

You know I just got a page from my girl that I met last week at the payless…
Shoe source!

I also have a cutie to call who loves the way I knock on her boots

Well it’s time to mack
Let’s handle that
In 2 to 6 hours we’ll meet back and regroup

Now let’s shoop

Roll up to her crib with some Bartles & Jaymes
Hop out the bus with the Alize

Now hold up playa what you diggity doin here
I should diggity ask you the same
Then she sang:

Hey boys I want you both
I hope that you think that’s cool
Say word?!

I know most guys won’t freak together

But she forgot about the golden rule:
(uh huh huh)
It’s ok when it’s in a 3-way,
It’s not gay when it’s in a 3 way,
With a honey in the middle it’s a leeway
The area’s grey in a 1-2-3 way

Normally I don’t get down with dudes
But tonight is a special exception
Great
See you’re my best friend
Through thick and thin
Now it’s time to make a triple connection

Lights off

Here in the dark (here in the dark)
It’s hard to tell (so hard to tell)
Where her body ends (LA LA)
And my homie’s begins (ew we)
This rule dates back (the golden rule)
To ancient Greece (talkin about Caesar)
We’re two Jack Trippers and a Chrissy
The new Three’s Company

You guys are still here?

It’s ok when it’s in a 3-way,
It’s not gay when it’s in a 3 way,
With a honey in the middle it’s a leeway
The area’s grey in a 1-2-3 way

Fellas, get ready
To impress a chick
Helicopter d*ck. Go!
Helicopter d*ck!
Helicopter d*ck!
To impress a chick do the Helicopter d*ck!

And all of that was ok
Because it was in a 3-way
It’s quite clear when you see the instant replay
“Baby two is enough”, that’s what they’ll say
But we’ll say “Hell no! 1-2-3 way!”
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
The Golden Rule

Source: NBC and SuperHotChocolate

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