It’s the Pimetime Emmys Bitches!

It’s time to put on the unbelievable expensive dress that you’ll never wear again because the tabloids will consider it tacky. Tonight is the 62nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, the mother of all television awards shows! Tonight, the who’s who of TV will compete for the most prestigious award in all television.  This year, Saturday Night Live grabbed 12 nominations, 30 Rock took 15 , GLEE accumulated 19, and Band of Brothers: The Pacific has a whopping 24 nominations. Tonight is sure to be full of laughter and surprises, so don’t miss it! I GOT MY MONEY ON BETTY WHITE!

The Primetime Emmys Air Tonight 8 ET/5 PT on NBC

Here are some of my nominations:

BEST DRAMA SERIES
“Breaking Bad” (AMC)
“Dexter” (Showtime)
“The Good Wife” (CBS)
“Lost” (ABC)
“Mad Men” (AMC)
“True Blood” (HBO)

BEST COMEDY SERIES
“Curb Your Enthusiasm” (HBO)
“Glee” (FOX)
“Modern Family” (ABC)
“Nurse Jackie” (Showtime)
“The Office” (NBC)
“30 Rock” (NBC)

BEST MINISERIES
“The Pacific” (HBO)
“Return to Cranford” (PBS)

BEST WRITING FOR A DRAMA SERIES
“Friday Night Lights” (DirecTV)
“The Good Wife” (CBS)
“Lost” (ABC)
“Mad Men” (AMC)
“Mad Men” (AMC)

BEST WRITING FOR A COMEDY SERIES
“Glee” (FOX)
“Modern Family” (ABC)
“The Office” (NBC)
“30 Rock” (NBC)
“30 Rock” (NBC)

BEST WRITING FOR A MINISERIES, MOVIE OR DRAMATIC SPECIAL
“The Pacific” (HBO)
“The Pacific” (HBO)
“The Special Relationship” (HBO)
“Temple Grandin” (HBO)
“You Don’t Know Jack” (HBO)

BEST WRITING FOR A VARIETY, MUSIC OR COMEDY SPECIAL: Uhhhh….?
82nd Annual Academy Awards (ABC)
“Bill Maher … But I’m Not Wrong” (HBO)
The Kennedy Center Honors (CBS)
63rd Annual Tony Awards (CBS)
“Wanda Sykes: I’ma Be Me” (HBO)

BEST VARIETY, MUSIC, OR COMEDY SERIES
“The Colbert Report” (Comedy Central)
“The Daily Show With Jon Stewart” (Comedy Central)
“Real Time With Bill Maher” (HBO)
“Saturday Night Live” (NBC)
“The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien” (NBC)

BEST DRAMA ACTOR
Bryan Cranston (“Breaking Bad”)
Michael C. Hall (“Dexter”)
Kyle Chandler (“Friday Night Lights”)
Hugh Laurie (“House”)
Matthew Fox (“Lost”)
Jon Hamm (“Mad Men”)

BEST DRAMA ACTRESS
Kyra Sedgwick (“The Closer”)
Glenn Close (“Damages”)
Connie Britton (“Friday Night Lights”)
Julianna Margulies (“The Good Wife”)
Mariska Hargitay (“Law & Order: Special Victims Unit”)
January Jones (“Mad Men”)

BEST SUPPORTING DRAMA ACTOR
Aaron Paul (“Breaking Bad”)
Martin Short (“Damages”)
Terry O’Quinn (“Lost”)
Michael Emerson (“Lost”)
John Slattery (“Mad Men”)
Andre Braugher (“Men of a Certain Age”)

BEST SUPPORTING DRAMA ACTRESS
Sharon Gless (“Burn Notice”)
Rose Byrne (“Damages”)
Archie Panjabi (“The Good Wife”)
Christine Baranski (“The Good Wife”)
Christina Hendricks (“Mad Men”)
Elisabeth Moss (“Mad Men”)

BEST COMEDY ACTOR
Jim Parsons (“The Big Bang Theory”)
Larry David (“Curb Your Enthusiasm”)
Matthew Morrison (“Glee”)
Tony Shalhoub (“Monk”)
Steve Carell (“The Office”)
Alec Baldwin (“30 Rock”)

BEST COMEDY ACTRESS
Lea Michele (“Glee”)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus (“The New Adventures of Old Christine”)
Edie Falco (“Nurse Jackie”)
Amy Poehler (“Parks and Recreation”)
Tina Fey (“30 Rock”)
Toni Collette (“United States of Tara”)

BEST SUPPORTING COMEDY ACTOR: CRAP! Chris or Neil?
Chris Colfer (“Glee”)
Neil Patrick Harris (“How I Met Your Mother”)

Jesse Tyler Ferguson (“Modern Family”)
Eric Stonestreet (“Modern Family”)
Ty Burrell (“Modern Family”)
Jon Cryer (“Two and a Half Men”)

BEST SUPPORTING COMEDY ACTRESS
Jane Lynch (“Glee”)
Julie Bowen (“Modern Family”)
Sofia Vergara (“Modern Family”)
Kristen Wiig (“Saturday Night Live”)
Jane Krakowski (“30 Rock”)
Holland Taylor (“Two and a Half Men”)

BEST DIRECTING FOR A DRAMA SERIES
“Breaking Bad” (AMC)
“Dexter” (Showtime)
“Lost” (ABC)
“Mad Men” (AMC)
“Treme” (HBO)

BEST DIRECTING FOR A COMEDY SERIES
“Glee” (FOX)
“Glee” (FOX)
“Modern Family” (ABC)
“Nurse Jackie” (Showtime)
“30 Rock” (NBC)

BEST DIRECTING FOR A MINISERIES, MOVIE OR DRAMATIC SPECIAL
“Georgia O’Keeffe” (Lifetime)
“The Pacific” (HBO)
“The Pacific” (HBO)
“Temple Grandin” (HBO)
“You Don’t Know Jack” (HBO)BEST DIRECTING FOR A VARIETY, MUSIC OR COMEDY SPECIAL
“In Performance at the White House: A Celebration of Music From the Civil Rights Movement” (PBS)
The Kennedy Center Honors (CBS)
63rd Annual Tony Awards (CBS)
The 25th Anniversary Rock And Roll Hall of Fame Concert (HBO)
Vancouver 2010 Olympic Winter Games Opening Ceremony (NBC)

BEST ART DIRECTION FOR A MULTI-CAMERA SERIES
“The Big Bang Theory” (CBS)
“Hell’s Kitchen” (FOX)
“How I Met Your Mother” (CBS)
“The New Adventures of Old Christine” (CBS)
“Rules of Engagement” (CBS)

BEST PICTURE EDITING FOR A SPECIAL
“Kathy Griffin: Balls of Steel” (Bravo)
The Kennedy Center Honors (CBS)
“Robin Williams: Weapons of Self Destruction” (HBO)
The 25th Anniversary Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Concert (HBO)

BEST SOUND MIXING FOR NONFICTION PROGRAMMING
“The Amazing Race” (CBS)
“Deadliest Catch” (Discovery Channel )
“Life” (Discovery Channel )
“The National Parks: America’s Best Idea” (PBS)
“Spectacle Elvis Costello With …” (Sundance Channel)

BEST SOUND EDITING FOR A SERIES
“Breaking Bad” (AMC)
“Fringe” (FOX)
“Lost” (ABC)
“True Blood” (HBO)
“24” (FOX)

BEST SOUND EDITING FOR A MINISERIES, MOVIE OR SPECIAL
“Alice” (Syfy)
“Moonshot” (HISTORY)
“The Pacific” (HBO)
“Temple Grandin” (HBO)

I did not include all the categories, but if you would like to see all the nominations or fill out your own Emmy Ballet, visit:

www.Emmys.com

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