Batman is a Taco Stealing Bastard

What kind of a world do we live in where a man dressed up as a bat steals my tacos? That is exactly what happened to an unlucky patron at a Taco Bell drive-thru. The man was waiting to receive his order when all of a sudden and faster than you can say, “Shark Repellent Bat Spray,” the caped crusader swooped in and nabbed the man’s gourmet cuisine.  As he darted off into the shadows, one of the Taco Bell workers shouted, “I never asked if you wanted hot sauce.”

And Batman replied, “And you’ll never have to.”


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