‘Underworld’ Director will Helm ‘Total Recall’ Remake

Columbia Pictures has announced that Len Wiseman will be directing the Total Recall remake. According to Columbia, the movie will be “a new, contemporized adaptation.” I’m guessing that chick with the three breast wasn’t contemporary enough. It’d be interesting to see Len’s take on the world of Total Recall, based on a short story by Philip K. Dick. The movie will be written for the screen by Kurt Wimmer, the guy who brought you Ultraviolet. Yeah, we know you love it.

“I’ve always been fascinated with Philip K. Dick’s short story, and I’m excited at that prospect of diving even deeper into the type of world it evokes and the questions it asks. I love that the most crucial mystery our character is trying to solve is the one of his own soul.” – Len Wiseman

Please Len, bring back those mutant breasts, that’s what the fans want. Or better yet, use Kate Beckinsale for that role. Who’s with me?

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