Darth Vader Robs a Bank…WHAT!?

Is this what happens when you don’t have insurance on the Death Star and the Empire comes after you for debt collection? Thursday around 11:30am, a man disguised as Darth Vader robbed a Long Island Chase bank. He was dressed in the signature Vader helmet and even a cape, but wore camouflage pants. Unfortunately, Vader forgot his lightsaber, but was able to hold up the bank with a semi-automatic pistol. Apparently, a few bank customers thought it was a joke and even joked with Vader about it. Once Vader ordered the cashier to empty the drawer, customers realized he was serious. One customer even got into a shoving match with the robber until being made to lay down on the ground. After the drawer was emptied, Vader made his getaway on a bike, not a TIE Fighter. With the Empire in shambles and the Sith all but wiped out, times must be tough.

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