Marvel To Recast all Actors in the MCU and Marvel Netflix Series

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It looks like everyone that has any issue with Marvel’s casting can rejoice! Marvel will no longer go through with Finn Jones (Game of Thrones) as Danny Rand for the Netflix series, Iron Fist. We caught up with Marvel’s main casting director Sarah Finn and asked her what exactly made them suddenly have a change of heart. She explains in full detail and clears up the air.

Well it’s simple. People whined and complained, so we listened. We’re no longer going to cast Finn Jones as Danny Rand. Instead we have decided to go with pop culture celebrity Blac Chyna. Not only is she female, but she’s also an African American and she has “Chyna” in her name giving her Asian cred, so she probably already knows martial arts. That’s what people were asking for, right? An Asian-type actor because the role needs a martial artist?

Blac Chyna

Blac Chyna

However, we’re not stopping there, no sir, we’re not. We are also recasting the four main Avenger’s members before Avengers: Infinity War. For Tony Stark, we’re going to cast albino actor, Shaun Ross. He’s got the looks and he’s got the swag. We feel he’s going to make a great fit for this coming phase. People want diversity, so we’re going to give it to them! I hope they like this list of actors as much as we do!

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Shaun Ross

Next will be the role of Captain America. Since Chris Evans will be leaving the MCU anyway, we’ve already completed auditions and have decided to cast Zhang Ziyi for the part. She knows martial arts already, she can act, and she’ll be able to handle her own with this packed list of actors.

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Zhang Ziyi

For Bruce Banner, we’re putting in Peter Dinklage. He has a wide range in acting and we feel he’ll be great here. The Hulk’s color will no longer be green, since it needs more diversity in color. We’ll be changing his color to a dark purplish color. You’ll see once it’s on the big screen.

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Peter Dinklage

Finally for Thor, we’re going to cast Daniel Dae Kim. He’s traveled the world already, and we feel making him into an Asian Thor would blow everyone’s socks off. Mr. Kim has stated that he’s experienced viking culture and immersed himself in the Norse mythos, so he’s ready to tackle this role!

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Daniel Dae Kim

We’re really excited about these changes and hope it opens up the diversity train for comic book characters that everyone has been clamoring for!

Wow! That is an impressive list of actors! We all know of and about them already, so this change should make everyone happy! After this change, I bet that no one else will ever complain about any casting decision ever again! Problem solved, people!

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