NR Contest: Archer Season 3 DVD


Fan of James Bond and spy thrillers who are looking for something more distasteful should definitely check out Archer, an animated comedy about the exploits of Sterling Archer. Just imagine if James Bond was a total douche bag 24/7.

We’ve teamed up with Fox Home Video to give you a contest that even Roger Moore would be jealous of. That’s right, we’re giving away a DVD copy of Archer Season 3.

If you were Archer and saw one of the most beautiful woman in front of you, what would your pickup line be? Answer the question in the comments below.

Contest ends on January 8, 2013. U.S. Residence only. No P.O. Box. Check back on the site to see if you’re the winner.

John “Spartan” Nguyen

John “Spartan” Nguyen is the editor-in-chief at Nerd Reactor and is based in Orange County, CA. He is a graphic designer and illustrator.

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  • Paul Martin

    You are so sexy, why don’t you and Iiiiii holy shit! is that my new car?!

  • Bill Norris

    They pay me to kill…why do you do it for free?

  • Mangela

    “Aw man, you’re hotter than a hot pocket after five minutes in the microwave.”

  • kruger

    Have you already seen the hobbit ? If you want I can show you mine… It also has hairy feet… And by feet I mean my balls… It’s also a trilogy you don’t have to wait for ;)

  • Aaron Hinds

    Hey… Hey… Heyyyyy…. HEY!
    Wanna Do it?
    *sigh… Fine*

  • Jonathan James Harrison

    I had a great night with the last girl that wore that dress.
    Woman: THAT WAS ME!
    Oh….wanna go 2 for 2?

  • Matthew Stephens

    I like my women, like I like my Coffee.
    With a big ASS!

  • Allan

    Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

  • Brandon Sandors

    Hi, Sterling Archer. Do I need a library card to check you out? Because I want to go have sex in the nonfiction section.

  • Agt_Pendergast

    Hey baby, is your number 555-2143? I ask cause I saw “for a good time”, call that number on a bathroom wall, and you look like a good time to me.

  • Isaac

    I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips right now. Maybe later move up to your belly button, we’ll see how things go.

  • Matthew Sanchez

    I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.

  • FlynnzArkade

    I’ve paid a lot less for hookers that look a lot better than you so…let’s work something out.

  • Michael Jean-Francois

    Ma’am…. You took my drink, and it was poisoned by… It doesn’t matter. Good news is, I AM THE ANTIDOTE. Even better news, I’m a suppository.

  • ky2here

    I’ll bet most men try horrible pick up lines, don’t they?

  • agordon10

    how do you like your eggs in the morning…scrambled or fertilized?

  • terdfergussen


    Want to go to the Danger Zone?

    And by Danger Zone I mean my penis.

    Did I mention I have cancer?

  • diane baum

    Hey baby, I think I’m falling for you-Help, I’ve just fallen & can’t get up

  • kyl neusch

    need a drink?

  • steve weber

    did it hurt? when you fell from heaven..

  • David H.
  • Jason D Nickolay

    How about some selfish love making

  • Liz Katz

    “Are you a parking ticket, Because you have FINE written all over you… seriously though… your hot…”

  • Ed Nemmers

    Are you pants made of Windex? ‘Cause I can see myself in them!

  • Valerie Taylor Mabrey

    say your name so I know what my next tattoo will say.

  • abrahamsona

    I hear alot about your pie. Can I try some?

  • jlafount

    Hey. Get a drink baby

  • Mark Wang

    So um, did you know that if you don’t have sex with me right now, everyone in this room will die of scurvy?

  • chromiumman (at) mail (dot)com

    I want you almost as much as I want world peace.

  • Natasha Dythia

    My favorite has always been “Hey you look like an intelligent woman – I was hoping you could help me with some math. Because if we add you to me, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and we could try to multiply.”

  • kellison94544

    Help me out here.

  • Gianna

    Is heaven missing an angel? ..cause you’ve got nice cans.

  • susan smoaks

    wanna rumble

  • Vanessa Carta

    Hey do you like Pizza? (wait for response) Good wanna F—? ;D

  • Jacob
  • Buddy Garrett

    Haven’t I seen you in that movie? What’s the name of it? The one with Leonardo de Caprio. Titantic? That’s It.

  • Krystal Wethington

    how yo doin?



  • Brian E.

    You look very familiar…do you have a sister named Pussy Galore ?

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