Winners announced for the Evil CEO Contest!Posted 2:51 pm on Friday, October 19th, 2012 by John 'Spartan' Nguyen
So after reading over all the comments, I have chosen the final 3 winners for the CEO of an Evil Organization contest that’s sponsored by Nerdoh. The ones I picked were the ones that made me laugh the most. So congratulations to all the winners, and they will each be getting a t-shirt of their choice at the Nerdoh site.
But before that, I’d like to also honor runner-up, Michael Jean-Francois. If any of the three winners do not respond in a week, their prize will be forfeit to Michael.
My company would be Nerd Reactor…. [No relations] We’d be pro everything NERDY. Games, movies, anime, etc. But secretly… We’re placing genetically enhance prepubescent boys in on-line multiplayer lobbies. With a specific vocal range pitch to drive you crazy. We’ve trained them in the fine art of “annoyance” and back talk. Our plan is to have at least 3 in EVERY lobby by 2014. Project “Noob Tuber” was a nominal success.
And here are the three winners:
My evil company is Fox. I produce great scifi tv series that get nerds hooked. And then I cancel them, breaking their little hearts forever.
Des Pair – Technology Company that provides all the behind the scenes mapping used by every cell phone, GPS, and Direction maker on the Internet. We selectively screw up the mapping directions only when it matters most. On your way to a job interview? We’ll get you there, after taking you thorough a frustrating, rage inducing route filled with construction, dead end, and one way streets. All the while clearing the way for jerks and pop star celebrities so they can continue to erode the culture and sophistication of our world.
Our Corporate Tag Line: “We’ll get you there..”
(That extra period is actually small script that says, “When we damn well want you to get there.”)
The Platinum Patriot
We are Platinum Patriot Incorporated: Where specialty is our specialty. A media conglomorate promoting & poorly translating messages the world over. You ever wonder why when you think of Numa Numa, you never think the original artist? We took care of that.
Our other specialties include reimaging & relocation programs. Shadoloo is one of our most frequent clients. You ever wonder why no matter how many times Bison is defeated, no one can find his base after the first time? That’s where we come in, along with his dental plan. And the whole Vega domestic name change: all part of the plan.
We offer all these services & much more, because if we covered everything here, we probably would hear from the Geneva convention much sooner.
Incorporate your plans with Platinum Patriot Incorporated today.
If you are a winner, please visit the Nerdoh site, choose a t-shirt (include size and URL address) and email me your mailing address and information.
John “Spartan” Nguyen is the editor-in-chief at Nerd Reactor and is based in Orange County, CA. He is a graphic designer and illustrator.