I’m not the biggest die-hard fan of the original Xena: Warrior Princess series, but I enjoyed watching it when it was still on the air. The series is currently on Netflix now and is worth watching.

But on to the XXX review! The lead roles for Xena and Gabrielle are portrayed by Phoenix Marie and Lexi Belle (who I think is the little princess of the adult industry). The movie also includes Nicole Aniston, Juelz Ventura, Chanel Preston, Randi Wright, Rocco Reed, Lee Stone, Tommy Gunn, Seth Gamble and Tommy Pistol.

Now I know what you’re thinking. You want to check this out if you’re a die-hard fan. Years of sexual tension between Xena and Gabrielle FINALLY quenched. While I won’t spoil it for you, I will say that director Jordan Septo does make you wait for it even more, as it’s the last scene in the movie! But as the cliché goes, they saved the best for last.

The movie starts off like a normal episode of the series. We find both Xena and Gabrielle roaming the forest. I have to say that two things really stood out in this parody; the costumes and several cast members looked almost dead on for the original actors.

The sex scenes will get you going, unless you’re a zombie or don’t have a pulse. The first scene between Autolycus (Tommy Pistol) and two bar wenches played by Chanel Preston and Randi Wright comes as a result of settling a debt over a card game. It’s an amazing threesome that ends with a good life lesson, quit while you’re ahead.


Scene two is involves the god of war, Aries (Tommy Gunn) and Aphrodite (Nicole Aniston). Remembering the TV series, I always wanted to see Aphrodite really show why she was the goddess of love, beauty, and sexuality. Needless to say this Aphrodite does not disappoint. She looks the part of a sexy goddess that uses love and sex to get what she wants.

The third scene is with Juelz Ventura, who plays Alti the Amazon, and Draco (Lee Stone). After a demonstration of the power of Cupid’s love arrows, Draco gets his rock on with the Amazon with some funny acrobatics and some WTF moments.
We don’t see Xena get into to many fights in this parody, only about one or two. One of the fight scenes between Xena and Alti ends quickly, after a failed attempt by Cupid (Seth Gamble) to make Xena fall in love with Draco. The fight scene is short and instead Gabrielle falls in love with Cupid, which leads to a hot scene where Gabrielle shows Cupid the power of his arrows. I don’t care if you’re a Xena fanboy or fangirl, or if you just adore Lexi Belle, this scene will make you take a couple of private moments.

Later we move on to a scene between Hercules (Rocco Reed) and Xena. I have to say, Phoenix Marie was cast really well for this role, she could almost pass of as the real Xena. All she’s missing is the signature war cry during her adventure with the half god to make this scene perfect. I can’t quite remember every episode from the original Xena series, but I know Xena and Hercules did hook up a couple of time. One could only hope this scene was one of those hook ups.

Finally, after a brief fight between Xena & Draco, we get to see Xena and Gabrielle in one of the best girl on girl parody scenes yet! This is definitely the scene to watch. For fans of the Xena series who always wanted to see these two women get it on, you won’t be disappointed.

Grade: B+

As for the Xena & Gabrielle scene, I give that an A+.

James Martinez

James likes racing games, puzzle games, and building computers. By day he works as a systems administrator, by night he is a writer. He likes to be comical and open to new ideas and technology.

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