Winners announced for the Resident Evil: Damnation NR ContestPosted 5:02 pm on Wednesday, September 26th, 2012 by John 'Spartan' Nguyen
If you have been following my contests, you’d know that the way to win my heart is through laughter. I do love the cool ones, but the funny ones are my favorite.
The 1st place winner of the Resident Evil: Damnation contest will be receiving a Resident Evil: Damnation Blu-ray, poster, watch, figurine, sticker and t-shirt. Second place winner will win the DVD version of the movie. Thanks again to Sony Pictures Home Entertainment for sponsoring this contest.
Second place winner is:
I would turn into a mother-effin honey badger. That’s all. That thing is crazy. And the zombies would be like watchout.
First place winner is:
Injecting myself with the T-Virus, I have become Pragmatic Man, a superhuman whose powers are practical.
My powers include:
- given any sock, being able to locate its twin
- being able to reach into my pocket and pull out exact change every time
- instantly being able to recarbonate flat soda
- appearing to females as the particular male they find most attractive, and
- the ability to draw perfect circles…freehand
Also, my salivary glands now produce vanilla cherry Dr. Pepper.
If you’re the winner, please contact me via email (go to the About page).
John “Spartan” Nguyen is the editor-in-chief at Nerd Reactor and is based in Orange County, CA. He is a graphic designer and illustrator.