NR Contest: 5 Spider-Man Trilogy Blu-ray copies to give away

Posted 10:25 am on Tuesday, June 12th, 2012 by John 'Spartan' Nguyen

To celebrate the release of the Spider-Man Trilogy Blu-rays and the upcoming Amazing Spider-Man movie, we’re going to be giving away five Blu-ray copies of Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man Trilogy.

Thanks to The Amazing Spider-Man “SECRETS UNMASKED” Truck Tour for sponsoring the prizes. The tour is hitting SoCal Walmarts now until July 15th. Find participating stores by visiting www.walmart.com/spider-man.

To enter the contest, all you have to do is create a funny caption for the image below by using the comment section below.

Here’s the original comment from Spider-Man: “You found my weakness, a small knife.”

The contest ends this Thursday on June 14, 2012, at 11:59pm PST. You can enter as many times as you like. 5 winners will be chosen and revealed on Friday, so come back to the site to see if you’re the winner. U.S. residence only. No P.O. boxes.

John “Spartan” Nguyen

John “Spartan” Nguyen is the editor-in-chief at Nerd Reactor and is based in Orange County, CA. He is a graphic designer and illustrator.

Meet the Nerd Reactor Team

Blu-ray Spider-Man

Matt Keck

I think you have me confused with your Fed Ex package.
http://www.facebook.com/daniel.dicarlo Daniel DiCarlo

Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was fighting a member of the swiss army!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1810360678 Tate Mayol Sanchez

This little sharp knife or my little dull stick…
http://www.facebook.com/aaron.alldaffer Aaron Kékoalani Alldaffer

Lets pluck him and see if hes ripe!
http://www.facebook.com/incoming00 Joe Gonzalez

Spiderman: “woah woah i was only kidding. who do u think i am? superman? i’m just a kid heading to a halloween party”
http://twitter.com/D_Andrzejewski Daniel Andrzejewski

No… really I know a great tailor.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Scott-Steiner/1449517092 Scott Steiner

Easy now, just give me back my knife, there’s no way I am getting this outfit off without it.
Ryan Navaroli

“No Touching!”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Scott-Steiner/1449517092 Scott Steiner

No seriously, stop! I just laughed so hard I pissed myself!
http://www.facebook.com/OceaniaAE1 Brian Hook

“A 4 on top and taper the sides…and for god sakes square off the back this time will ya?”
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=713873020 Oly Pittman

Hey now.. there’s already too much red on this suit…
http://www.facebook.com/Johnny.Pastrami Peter Diaz

ALRIGHT!! LETS GET DOWN!!! JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.facebook.com/TedNewell23 Ted Newell

“Easy, Tobey… It wasn’t my idea”
http://www.facebook.com/Johnny.Pastrami Peter Diaz

Ohhh…bringing a knife to a web fight huh!?!? Just watch the spider-goods man….(i knew i shoul have made room for and athletic cup)…
- http://www.facebook.com/Johnny.Pastrami Peter Diaz
  
  *should
http://www.facebook.com/daniel.dicarlo Daniel DiCarlo

I got 99 problems and a knife ain’t one
http://www.facebook.com/daniel.dicarlo Daniel DiCarlo

Bad Guy: “Time to dissect me a spider”
http://www.twitter.com/matt_mccartr Matt

“I am not the one responsible for the last movie Eddie.”
Harbinger

Be cool man…
Emilee Eley

Tobey: “I used to be Spiderman, like you, until I took a knife to the knee.”
http://www.facebook.com/incoming00 Joe Gonzalez

“ok ok, u can keep the car. i’ll just go on my happy way and pretend i never saw anything”
http://www.facebook.com/gyver711 McGyver Evaldez

Spidey: “Better hope you’re Lion-O and that’s the sword of Omens.” Ho!
http://www.facebook.com/OverlordJackChainer Tom Gambill

“Ok ok I’m sorry ill take 3 nerd reactor hoodies!”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Dacey-Booker/1492746008 Dacey Booker

“For the love of God, will people forget about the dancing thing already?”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Cesar-Godinez/100001369446145 Cesar Godinez

nice knife trick now its my turn to show you my trick…Web Splurge!!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Dacey-Booker/1492746008 Dacey Booker

“Hey, pointing a knife at me is one thing, but staring down there is just wrong, man…”
http://www.facebook.com/MLVKG Matthew Thompson

I wasn’t stealin…
http://www.facebook.com/people/Dacey-Booker/1492746008 Dacey Booker

“Look…it’s not MY fault you decided to invest in Spider-Man: The Musical…”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Dacey-Booker/1492746008 Dacey Booker

“They’re called tights. I ain’t judging you for what you’re wearing, now am I?”
Wilson

Spiderman: “Woah Woah! We got a badass with a knife over here!”
Nicholas Kempland

C’mon now, cut it out!
http://www.facebook.com/shane.m.spencer.9 Shane M. Spencer

“Woah Woah. Okay… Look, Fine… I’ll talk to Joss Whedon about the remake.. but I can’t make any promises.”
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1039092726 Wilt Manglicmot

“A knife… You call that a knife?”
Tosh

Thug: This is just my warm up knife. Wait until you see my other one.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1039092726 Wilt Manglicmot

“Look I’m sorry, Eddie. Sony really wanted you to work out but Eric Foreman wasn’t a good choice to play you.”
http://www.facebook.com/lk.raman Alfred Kumaran Raman

“I don’t care if you’re a talented Jewish priest, I am not
getting circumcised!”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Ronald-Oliver/1561580536 Ronald Oliver

“Listen up Andrew! There’s not enough room for the both of us in one Spider-Man suit! I suggest you get naked or else!”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Ronald-Oliver/1561580536 Ronald Oliver

“I knew I should have worn my hard cup today!”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Ronald-Oliver/1561580536 Ronald Oliver

“Look! I think that you had misunderstood when they yelled cut!”
http://www.facebook.com/FearHimself Michael Jean-Francois

“Hold up….You want me to shoot you with “Organic Webbing”?”

“Wait… Do I call you a b*%$h before or after this fight?”

“Whatever… I bet you show it to ALL the superheroes.”

“Off course you’re bigger than the last bad guy.”

“You took the “Its not the size of the…” thing seriously!”

“Careful… You might open someones bill by mistake.”

“Sooo… Are you going to scream out THUNDER… THUNDER… THUNDER CATS!?”

“Does that say FISHER PRICE”?
http://twitter.com/ky2here1 ky2here

You’re about to get the same crotch as your doll at K-Mart.
http://www.facebook.com/dvisions Desperate Visions

No no no, I said have a NICE day… not a knife day! sheesh!
I take it that you don’t like my mime routine, with the invisible box and all?!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Dacey-Booker/1492746008 Dacey Booker

“I know you don’t stand a chance against me, but I still feel like I should be defending my balls just in case…”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Ronald-Oliver/1561580536 Ronald Oliver

“Okay! I think I just had an accident in my spidey suit.”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Ronald-Oliver/1561580536 Ronald Oliver

“Stick ‘em up Spider-Man! I’m your fiendly neighborhood Circumciser!”
http://www.facebook.com/solidejake Jacob Sturges

Watch out, we got a dumbass over here…
http://www.facebook.com/solidejake Jacob Sturges

If you had a knife for every brain you don’t have…
Diane Baum

Ok, I promise to never touch your Hershey bars with nuts again, cross my fingers-stick a needle in my eye..if I’m lying hope to die!
http://twitter.com/TheOmarBeltran Omar Beltran

Shit’s going DOWN!
agordon10

And…Jazz Hands!
http://twitter.com/TheOmarBeltran Omar Beltran

Loki: You will not be in The Avengers!

Spiderman: Ok! Ok! Just don’t point that knife at me!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Ronald-Oliver/1561580536 Ronald Oliver

“Hold it right there! If you come any closer, you’re gonna soon find out what it feels like to have your tender Bungholio violated by a little sharp knife with a ribbed handle!”
http://www.facebook.com/susancarylsmith Susan Smith

Ok you win
s2s2 at comcast dot net
http://twitter.com/Alienxphile Stephen N.

Baddie – This is my knife, and this is my c*ck. Which one shall I stick in you?
Spider-Man – . . . The Knife

* I hope this doesn’t offend anyone.
http://twitter.com/Alienxphile Stephen N.

Spider-Man – What do you want!?
Baddie – One of those famous upside down Spidey kisses.
http://twitter.com/Alienxphile Stephen N.

OK Mr. Fury! I get it! Next time I will help out when aliens attack the city!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Johnny-B-Goode/100000101560748 Johnny B. Goode

“It’s knife to see you too”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Johnny-B-Goode/100000101560748 Johnny B. Goode

“Let’s just settle this the old fashioned way – a Tap Dance Battle”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Johnny-B-Goode/100000101560748 Johnny B. Goode

“Tobez – put away the knife! I was just KIDDING when I said Spider-man 3 was the reason for the series reboot. Your emo dance thing was seriously the BEST part of that movie!!”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Johnny-B-Goode/100000101560748 Johnny B. Goode

“Spidey senses tingling…in the rectal area”
http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/W3HLURFKIYNUCDK4KV5WGJW5NA Danielle

2 by 2 hands of blu… wait… what is this red stuff???

ferriza2(at)yahoo(dot)com
https://twitter.com/#!/Mysticfail JD

Woah is that a KA-BAR? That would come in really handy when I get stuck in my own webs.
mistysunrise

STOP! Hammertime!

itsjustme62613 at gmail.com
kyl neusch

Watch out! That knife is sharp.
Paula Tavernie

OK OK , Honestly I dont have my wallet on me!!!
ptavernie at yahoo dot com
http://www.facebook.com/francisco.rangel.543 Francisco Rangel

Spider-man “these are spirit fingers, these are golden!!!!!!! “
http://www.facebook.com/francisco.rangel.543 Francisco Rangel

spider-man “what ever you selling I am not buying”
http://www.facebook.com/michael.deanda.106 Michael DeAnda

Can your little knife get thru this invisible wall?
http://www.facebook.com/michael.deanda.106 Michael DeAnda

Don’t scratch The Honda bro!!
http://www.facebook.com/michael.deanda.106 Michael DeAnda

MJ we’re not together anymore, you NEED to let go!
http://www.facebook.com/JasonDNickolay Jason D Nickolay

I don’t care how big the knife is, I’m not kissing Kirsten Dunst
angdj

I’ll trade you a bayonet knife for that.
Erica Carnes

Oh! Thank you! You found my nail file…I’ve been looking everywhere for that!
ericacarnes(at)gmail(dot)com
Valerie Taylor Mabrey

My suit doe snot need tailored thank you
http://www.facebook.com/francisco.rangel.543 Francisco Rangel

Say hello to my little friend!!
http://www.facebook.com/Johnny.Pastrami Peter Diaz

SHE SAID SHE WAS 18 I SWEAR!!!!
http://www.facebook.com/Johnny.Pastrami Peter Diaz

I’m getting mugged?!?!?! REALLY?!?!! c’mon man…i dont even have pockets on me, there is no room in here for a wallet…but my ass looks great right!?!?!…let me show you my Natasha Romanoff pose…
http://twitter.com/Alienxphile Stephen N.

You robbed me with Spider-Man 3, now it’s time for you to feel the same!
http://twitter.com/freebiescity Mimi

is he seriously about to castrate me with that??!

jdmimi at gmail dot com
http://twitter.com/litesabergirl April Brenay

Alright I will stop stocking Robert Downey Jr., geez can you blame a guy for trying to get in on Avengers 2?!
ssgsweeps@ hotmail. com
Jennifer J

Okay, I admit it, It was me who farted.
Jim Nealous

They sent a REALLY unorthodox rabbi for The Spiderman briss.
Jim Nealous

“It wasn’t me! It was Bialystock and Bloom who oversold shares on the musical.”
Jim Nealous

“Is this revenge for me falling on you during rehearsals?”
Carrie M

Ready for the big dance number? “Jazz Hands”
AEKZ2

It’s like bringing a knife to a spider fight
AEKZ2

I left my wallet at home
AEKZ2

Mine’s bigger
AEKZ2

My miming wasn’t that bad
dawn reid

No…Not my tights, anything but my tights
Joni Dee

Bringing a knife to a web fight? C’mon, man.
michaelametzler

“Now, Spider-Man, let’s get to carving that horribly designed costume down to it’s intended original comic book look! Blue fingertips! Who thinks of these things?”

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