The winners for the NR Superhero Contest are…Posted 1:33 pm on Wednesday, May 16th, 2012 by John 'Spartan' Nguyen
Thanks to Wicked Audio and Fox Home Video for sponsoring our NR Superhero Contest. It was a tough one, but I’ve chosen the winners. One lucky winner gets the Chronicle DVD and the other gets the Wicked Audio Hero headphones. There was a slight confusion for the rules of the contest, so I decided to get rid of the camcorder portion. Ultimately, the winners that I’ve chosen made me chuckle the most. So for future reference, if you want to win, make me laugh.
Here are the runner ups:
I’d be invisible and take funny videos to put on YouTube of people doing silly things not realizing how ridiculous they look.
I would love to have the ability to make people fall head over heels in love with me. The strongest magic ever is love (thank you Once Upon a Time!). If someone is in love with you, you can make them bow down to your every whim! You can get away with anything and get anything your heart desires. I would have the Khardashians jump off the Empire State Building, have the Queen of England crown me King and have the execs over at 20th Century Fox green light The X-Files 3 already!
I have to go with teleportation… but i wouldnt video tape it. How else would i get away with zapping into bank vaults, or disneyland after part hours or other slightly less than legal things? cant have that little super power known!
I would have the power to take money out of people’s pockets without them being aware and 1,000 of get out of jail free monoply cards
Winner for the Chronicle DVD:
I’d like to be an Omega level Telepath. I could just use my powers to
“suggest” that you crown me the winner, but I’m the good guy. See, I’d actually do good… Or try. First, I’d prove myself as a REAL telepath. Then I’d get the real answers from ALL prisoners, who is really guilty or innocent. Then I’d get Nerd reactors staff dates w/ whomever they wanted.
Find if Tupac is dead or not, and/or solve his and biggies murder,
and… I’m kidding. I’d figure out really… How many licks DOES IT
take, to get to the center of a Totsie Pop. Then the other stuff.
Winner for the Wicked Audio Hero headphones:
I would have the ability to put people into hypnotic, suggestive states with my boobs. I think that would be AWESOME.
Alright Loki and Michael, send me an email.
John “Spartan” Nguyen is the editor-in-chief at Nerd Reactor and is based in Orange County, CA. He is a graphic designer and illustrator.