Diablo 3 already beaten back to hellPosted 12:24 pm on Tuesday, May 15th, 2012 by Ryan Southard
I would tell you to grab the red bull and get on it, but it’s already been done. Diablo 3 launched at midnight last night, and zealous fans, who either adjusted their sleep schedule, gulped energy drinks all night, or were simply on a Diablo 3-playing high, have managed to complete the game. A user on the NeoGaf forums posted their stats for the game which included their play-time of 12 hours and 29 minutes.
Okay, Blizzard, thanks for the laughs. Where’s Diablo 4? Better yet, where in the heck is Half Life 3? Now that you’re done with your magnum opus, the least you could do is help Valve over there. Then again, the two of you combined might create the ultimate in game-development stalling: Blizzalve time. Why should we wait years for our games when we can wait decades!
Ryan Southard is a video game enthusiast, dissecting games down to their tiniest details. Whether it’s new or it’s old, as long as it’s awesome, he’ll play it. Follow him on Twitter at @Ryan_Southard