T-Shirts for you nerdy pickup lines winners announced!Posted 10:29 am on Saturday, May 5th, 2012 by John 'Spartan' Nguyen
Artwork by SamuraiPaul
When I posted up the nerdy pickup lines contest, I was expecting a lot of dirty lines. After reading the comments, I was surprised at how many of them turned out. They would be more fit for nerdy Valentine’s Day cards. That tells me that I have a dirty mind, or maybe you guys are just sweethearts.
I’d like to thank T-shirts.com for helping us out with this contest, since 5 winners will be able to win a nerdy t-shirt. You can get a non-nerdy one too, but if you do, I’ll have my frown face on. There are a lot of funny ones, but I can only choose 5 winners.
Here are the runner ups. You guys didn’t win, but I enjoyed these. Better luck next time.
You tired of Patches? Then get ready for an Upgrade!
Our love is like dividing by zero, it cannot be defined
i would pause a game just for you
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.
It was kind of hard to pick the winners, since I’ve heard some of them before. So I chose the ones that made me laugh. And here are the winners!
Can I test out your physics engine? ‘Cause you’re unreal.
You must be made of Copper and Tellurium because you are CuTe.
you must be related to obi wan because your my only hope.
Do you work for Nintendo? Because I’d like to show you my Wii.
Come back to my place tonight and I promise a better ending than Mass Effect 3.
After playing Mass Effect 3 and being disappointed with the ending, I just had to give Ja5x501 props for that one.
If you’re a winner, email us at info AT nerdreactor DOT com.
John “Spartan” Nguyen is the editor-in-chief at Nerd Reactor and is based in Orange County, CA. He is a graphic designer and illustrator.