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What’s up my fellow Nerdzillians. Like the nickname? Yeah, we thought it was catchy. Here’s something I know you’ll really like…FREE t-shirts! I knew that would get your attention. So we have teamed up with the fine folks at T-Shirts.com to give 5 winners a t-shirt of their choice (nerdy or non-nerdy).

So I was thinking, would would be a good way to enter this contest, and I thought, “What about nerdy pickup lines?” So there you have it. To enter the contest, come up with your best nerdy pickup lines and comment below. Remember, it can be anything nerdy. You can enter up to 5 times. They can be cute or they can be dirty. I’m pretty sure most of you are going to get all down and dirty with this one you sickos. Winners will be chosen by what I think is the most creative or the funniest.

Here are some examples:

  • At first I thought it was lag, but time stood still when I saw you.
  • If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.
  • Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!
  • Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ‘stunning’.

U.S. residents only! Contest ends on Thursday, May 3rd at 11:59pm PST. Winners will be announced the day after, so you better come back to see if you’re the winner.

John “Spartan” Nguyen

John “Spartan” Nguyen is the editor-in-chief at Nerd Reactor and is based in Orange County, CA. He is a graphic designer and illustrator.

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