Oh, cool, there’s a new Mass Effect 3 launch trailer out. Earth is in trouble, space aliens and humans working together to fight the diabolical Reaper force and…whoa, whoa, whoa. Shepard, put some pants on, bro, you’re supposed to be saving Earth! Yeah, that’s right. Smack dab in the middle of a montage of chaotic earthly defense, you’ll see a naked male Shepard attempting to make offspring with Ashley (and why Ashley?). Well, whatever. Shepard’s got this.
Mass Effect 3 launches on PS3, PC, and Xbox 360 on March 6th in North America, and March 9th in Europe.