*Facepalm*

Honestly, I’m not really surprised. If you remember back in 2010, the pay-to-play video games with girls site GameCrush was launched and was overwhelmed by the demand. So why even bother paying just to play with someone? When you can “pay-to-play” with someone in IRL?

Dennis Hof, the man behind Vegas’ famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch has announced that he will open an all sci-fi themed alien brothel in the City of Sin. He recently bought a rundown bordello 90 miles off the strip and plans to have all sorts of three-boobed chicks walking around.

As you can imagine, costuming is sure to be heavily important, and who better to do all the costuming and decor than everyone’s favorite whore to the stars, Heidi Fleiss. Apparently, the brothel is set to open in less than a few months. Can you imagine how many property tie-ins they could do with this?

They could have a Mass Effect 3 day to coincide with the launch of the title. No longer will you have to choose just one girl to have sex with, because for a very high price, you can have the best of all worlds.

Source: Las Vegas Review Journal