Not only must these Orcs die, but they must die in all sorts of painful ways. In this trailer, the Fire Bracers take the spotlight, taking Orcs from their original form to extra crispy in a matter of seconds. Shrek isn’t an Orc, but he is green, and somehow I couldn’t help but hope that he was in this game somewhere. Why the hate? Shrek the Third, that’s what.
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