Just as I’ve Feared… They’re Here!

So I was cruisin’ down the street in my six-fo’, jockin’ the bitches, slappin’ the hoes, until I saw a giant UFO hovering over the 110 freeway! Luckily, somebody was able to record it and post it on YouTube.

Oh my god, Los Angeles is doomed! If only a certain actor can save us. An actor who appeared in a certain dark movie. A certain dark movie that contained a certain rich guy that likes to go spelunking.

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John 'Spartan' Nguyen
John 'Spartan' Nguyen 10069 posts

Assassin, scoundrel, head honcho.